This'll be everywhere soon, but as I type this, it's breaking news: The Onion has won the bankruptcy auction for insane conspiracy nut and all-around shitbird Alex Jones' Infowars. Jones is on my list of worst humans off all time and I'm delighted that it looks like The Onion plans to use Infowars to skewer him.
Here's a gift link to the NYTimes coverage:
And here's The Onion's own story on the story.
